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Lady Gaga's Vagina a Creativity Sucking Vortex (photos)

Maybe Lady Gaga should have had that rumored penis after all. She wouldn’t have to worry about her creative juices flowing out of her vagina, something she apparently feels the need to give up sex over.

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,” Gaga says in the new issue of Vanity Fair.

But Gaga is  all of the map when it comes to sex.  She once said she only did the boys in the band because it was too hard to have a relationship.

The next thing you know, she’s dating style guru Matthew Williams, 24, and was spotted cradling his toddler in her arms like a mother hen.

Most recently, she was photographed  making out with ex-boyfriend Luc Carl at a Texas hotel pool.

“I’m perpetually lonely,” says Gaga. “I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.

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“I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [Bad Romance] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me.”

Whatever. It makes for good copy and Vanity Fair isn’t letting the facts get in the way of a good quote.

Gaga (born Stefani Germanotta), who has previously admitted she suffers from chronic insomnia and was once a drug addict, confesses she still dabbles in drugs.

“I won’t lie; it’s occasional,” says the “Paparazzi” singer. But she’s “terrified of heroin” and has never used it.

“I really can’t do [cocaine] anymore. I haven’t done it in probably six months.”

Gaga, who confesses she has was once bullied for being fat and ugly, says she starves herself to stay rock-star thin.

And, she puts her rock-star body on display on the cover, wearing little more than a long gray wig, a diamond choker and a wry smile.

She was photographed by Nick Knight, who has shot fashion campaigns for the likes of Christian Dior and the late Alexander McQueen. Styling is by Nicola Formichetti.

Unlike other entertainers who claim to dislike the limelight, Gaga loves being famous and having a worldwide platform to express her artistic sides.

“My real fans know who I truly am, and they know what I represent and what I mean, and my music and my performance is what really speaks,” she says.

Gaga also opened up about flipping the bird at Citi Field and crashing the clubhouse at Yankee Stadium earlier this summer.

“I want to go to things like ballgames, but when I go to the ballgame, they’re going to write the story that will sell papers,” she said. “Look, I’m not an idiot — I recognize that I’m a public figure and I’m going to be recognized if I’m wearing a bikini or a potato sack.”

She also noted that she was inebriated while engaging in these antics.

“Of course I got drunk at Yankee Stadium,” she said, adding that she let out her “true New York 24-year-old Italian girl” and “slutty Italian girl” that night. But she still makes no apologies for it.

“Why would I rub my t–s in front of Yankees?” she said. “I’m not interested in dating any ballplayers.”

Take one guess…

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