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New York Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps Croaks... a New Song

luann delesseps New York Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps Croaks... a New Song and ex-Countess is back with another speak-song and video, her second. It’s the same old tune, however, and the same old cigarette-coarsened voice.

The raspy countess sings about what she cares about most, being rich. Her new single is titled “Chic C’est La Vie,” which means something in French, not sure exactly what.

LuAnn invited her cast mates from reality show “The ” to play back up roles in the video, but only and agreed to participate.

But, hey, they would do anything for a cocktail and air time.

“It was very disappointing that the other ladies wouldn’t be part of it. The other girls didn’t come, they didn’t think it was appropriate,” LuAnn groused.

“I didn’t want anyone to feel like they were being excluded so I invited everyone. And let’s face it, I sing about them in the song,” LuAnn told PoopEater’s Rob Shuter.

“They said it was not the right image they wanted to portray and I was like ‘excuse me, not the right image?’ Who goes out without their panties, another rubs her husbands naked chest on the show, please.”

LuAnn is no Charlie Tuna. She went all the way to the The Borgota hotel and casino in Atlantic City to shoot the video. Dat’s class!

“What a fabulous hotel,” LuAnn said, “and in Jersey …”

Right, who knew!

de Lesseps released her first single “Money Can’t Buy You Class” in May last year.

Many thought it was directed at her cast mates. No wonder they dodged her latest release.

Oh… and seriously, lay off the Newports.




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  • BelezaLua

    I love how she uses Katy Perry’s “california girls” loop. if your gonna come up with your own heinous lyrics, at least use your own heinous beats.

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