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Jack Dundee of Scottsdale, Ariz., has got a deal for you on a hot new gay porn video. But, hey, you've got to be a straight dude to buy it.

Jack Dundee of Scottsdale, Ariz., has got a deal for you on a hot new gay porn video. But, hey, you’ve got to be a straight dude to buy it.

Conan O’Brien has found a weird twist to a proposed Arizona law that would allow retailers to refuse service to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender customers based on the owners’ religious convictions.

What if a religious storeowner runs a gay porn store?

That’s exactly the problem facing Jack Dundee at his Gay Adult Emporium in Scottsdale, Ariz. He doesn’t want gays shopping in his store because of his religious beliefs.

So what to do? He’s decided to rename his store “Jack Dundee’s All-Gay Straight-Only Adult Emporium.” He will only let straight dudes through the door to shop for, you know… gay porn.

He’s got all the latest hot video titles like “The Wolf of Wang Street,” and this new release “12 Inches a Slave.”

Any if any straight dude would like to check out some of the merchandise, he’s got “video closets” where they can take a friend. The rent for 15 minute intervals.

If that sounds pretty bizarre, then so is the law, passed by the Arizona legislature last Thursday and awaiting Gov. Jan Brewer’s signature. Proponents say it’s all about religious freedom. But even business owners don’t see it that way.

Ironically, business owners are leading the opposition to the measure, according to CNN.

“When the legislature passes bills like this, it creates a reputation that Arizona is judgmental and unwelcoming. This will haunt our business community for decades to come,” states a joint letter sent to Brewer signed by more than 80 business owners.

Check out Conan’s video below. It’s almost as funny as the Arizona legislature.

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