Kunis falls down the toilet bowl (metaphorically, of course) and comes out the other side, about to receive a lethal injection.
But Caine, (Channing Tatum) a genetically engineered ex-soldier turned mercenary, arrives just in time. He blows the place to hell, sweeps Mila’s character, Jupiter Jones, off her deathbed and heads for the hills.
The introduction is brief because the bad guys are in hot pursuit. “My name is Caine. I’m here to help you,” says the pointy eared mutant.
The scene cuts to a rural road with Jupiter and Caine riding in a car. “I just need to know what the hell is going on her,” says Jupiter.
“I think we might have stumbled into a war with some of the most powerful forces in the universe,” says Caine.
Then comes the big reveal. “You are royalty, your majesty,” he says.
Eddie Redmayne makes an awesome bad guy as Balem The King. He’s part Caligula, part Adam Lambert.
Very fey, but pure evil, and he’s out to get Jupiter and take over the earth. “I want her found. And I want her dead,” he snarls.
The movie also stars Sean Bean, Douglas Booth, Tuppence Middleton and James D’Arcy.
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