Fallon donned a sweeping comb-over wig and some fake tan to answer the Donald’s critics.
“I called Megyn Kelly to personally not apologize when I said blood was coming out of her wherever. I obviously meant nose and ears,” he said.
“I obviously meant nose and ears. I was not referring to hormones or menstruation. Period! said the faux Trump for emphasis. “Anyone who thinks otherwise is a total deviant.”
But that’s not all that the Donald finds deviant, beginning with the media, which, he says, always finds a way to twist his words and viciously attack him.
Last week, when I said my wife Melania had the best melons in the world. Of course, I meant her honeydew melons, which, by the way, can’t be beat,” he explained.
“Only a deviant wold think I was talking about her boobs, which by the way are classy and fantastic,” he said.
“When I said Carly Fiorina had too much junk in the trunk, I was obviously talking about the amount of stuff she keeps in the back of her Hyundai Sonata,” he added.
“Trump” had a lot more to say about his desire to have a foursome with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Nick Minaj and his love of Fat Tony’s “big greasy sausage.”
But it’s not what you think he mean’s you deviant.
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