Trump made an appearance on “The Late Show” last night (Sept. 22) faced off in the contest of who said what?
“For years I played an over-the-top, like, you know, conservative character,” said Colbert. “Not as long as you did, but for many years.
I was looking back over some of the things you said over the years and I couldn’t figure out if you said them, or I said them,” he added.
Colbert began reading quotes and flashing them across the screen.
The first one seemed pretty obvious.
“We got Obama in there now and the Chinese testing him bing, bing, bing, bing. You get a woman in there and bing, boom, boom, the whole world is testing her.”
Trump, and probably much of the audience guessed correctly. “That’s you,” the Donald said.
“I apologize for being perfect.”
“That would be you,” Trump said again, noting that he never would say anything like that.
Right, he never apologizes unless he’s wrong, and he’s never wrong. Get it?
In fact, Trump guessed correctly on every quote, even though his political career has been almost as scatological as his mind.
Trump is leading among Republican candidates after two debates despite making a number of outrageous statements on immigration.
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