U.S. air raids on their money-making ventures, like bootleg oil, have hit the group hard.
Coalition planes recently blew up a secret storage site where ISIS was hoarding mounds of cash. Millions of dollars up in smoke. In addition, planes have been bombing ISIS-controlled oil facilities, cutting off the sale of oil on the black market.
So, what to do? What to do?
Get re-trained, of course, in such fields as dental hygiene, auto repair, massage therapy and cosmetology.
Jimmy rolled out a commercial spoof featuring ISISTT Tech, “the first and only tech college for jihadist militants.”
It featured Jihadists armed and wearing balaclavas promoting the benefits of second careers.
“With the money I saved, I was able to buy an anti-aircraft missile from an illegal arms dealer,” crowed one gunman.
ISISTT Tech’s slogan is “Be a smarter martyr.”
But how smart was the commercial given the terrorist group’s murderous campaign, it’s trampling of human rights and threats to reek havoc on Western countries?
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