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Donald Trump's hand says it all. He's got a big one, the candidate proclaimed. He was mocked mightily on Saturday Night Live. (Photo: NBC)

Donald Trump’s hand says it all. He’s got a big one, the candidate proclaimed. He was mocked mightily on Saturday Night Live. (Photo: NBC)

Donald Trump may not be elected president, but his penis definitely has a future. It was the star of a “Saturday Night Live” skit last night. It was riff on last Thursday’s Republican debate where Trump’s hands and indirectly his manhood took center stage.

Rubio fired the first shot at a campaign rally when he inexplicably brought up Trump’s hand size.

“You know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them,” proclaimed Rubio, who’s no giant at 5-feet, 10-inches tall.

Trump fired back at the debate.

“Look at those hands. Are they small hands?” Trump said. “He referred to my hands, ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee,” he said.

It was one of the lowest moments during the race for the GOP presidential nomination, which also includes Ted Cruz and John Kasich.

But it was perfect fodder for SNL’s cold open. The show aired shortly after polling closed on Super Saturday primaries.

Trump was surprised by Cruz victories in Kansas and Maine, but still holds a commanding lead in primary delegates.

Darrell Hammond reprised his impersonation of Trump and Bobby Moynihan played a cowering Chris Christie.

“What a great, great night. I really am running the best campaign aren’t I? The media are saying they haven’t seen anything like this, not since Germany in the 1930s,” Hammond said.

“PS America, I have a great big huge d*ck!” Hammond added.

Trump was also the butt of a fake campaign ad called “Racists for Trump.”

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