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God Fearing Baker Turns Away Pushy Gays and Their Jewish Lawyer (Video!)

Vanessa Bayer plays Beth, a humble baker who faces down two pushy gays and their Jewish lawyer in a hilarious Saturday Night Live digital short. (Photo: ScreenCap)

Vanessa Bayer plays Beth, a humble baker who faces down two pushy gays and their Jewish lawyer in a hilarious Saturday Night Live digital short. (Photo: ScreenCap)

God lives in a small town where a humble baker stood her ground against two pushy gay men who tried to order a wedding cake. In the process, she unveiled a massive conspiracy between the all-powerful Gay lobby and their Jewish lawyers to prove once and for all that God is Gay!

The scene played out in a “Saturday Night Live” digital short starring Vanessa Bayer in a dramatization of a new movie, “God is a Boob Man.”

“Beth was just a small town baker until a her faith was tested,” says the narrator in a voice over.

She was all smiles when the customer ordered the cake–until she asked a fateful question. “Where’s the lucky bride?”

“He’s right here,” the customer replied with a sinister smile. “They wanted her to spit in the face of God,” the narrator entoned.

“I said, ‘Bake the cake,'” the evil gay man demanded.

“I can’t do it,” Kim cried.

She fled to the backroom, devastated. She knew this was a test unlike any she had ever faced.

“What are you thinking?” her colleague asked. “Gays are the most powerful force in America.”

“You’ll be hearing from our Jewish lawyer,” the man shouted.

With the courts stacked against her, she turned to the only man who could help her, the governor of the state. “I want to deny gays the right to basic goods and services,” she pleaded.

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