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If Donald Trump’s Health Is Excellent, What’s the Point of Medical Science?

Donald Trump Health Exam

Move over for the master race. Donald Trump is a paragon of health, despite all the cheeseburgers, diet cokes and lack of exercise. Who needs medical science when you have good genes? (Photo: Getty)

Donald Trump received a clean bill of health from his Navy doctor that seemingly defied the laws of medical science. It’s all “a matter of genes,” the doc said. Then, what’s the point? Either you got it or your don’t.

In fact, Dr. Ronny Jackson said if Trump had dieted and exercised over the last 20 years, he could live until he was 200!

Whoa! Now you know something doesn’t add up.

Of course, Trump’s genetic makeup dovetails nicely with his white supremacist views. He truly is part of the master race.

But the doctor forgot to test for one thing, says “The Daily Show’s” Trevor Noah.

“No heart problems, no dementia, no dentures… but did you test for racism?” the late-night comedian asked.

That’s right, it’s up to late night television, once again, to provide the real gist of Trump’s medical exam.

The whole news conference was odd because the doctor repeated the Trump fiction that he’s 6’3″.

Needless to say, social media is having a field day. (Photo: Facebook)

He’s really 6’2″, according to his driver’s license, and probably not even that, given that people shrink as they age and he’s 71.

The upshot: at 249 pounds, he’s obese, and doesn’t exercise, which calls into question how he can be so “healthy.”

“Guardians of the Galaxy” director James Gunn is willing to bet $100,000 that the report wasn’t accurate.

It’s also led to a new demand on social media. Critics want to see his “girth certificate.”

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