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Robert Mueller Can’t Get It Up for Collusion on ‘Saturday Night Live’ (See!)

Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong tackle the Robert Mueller investigation through a Bachelor metaphor on Saturday Night Live. (Photo: ScreenCap

Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong re-enact “The Bachelor” with a twist on “Saturday Night Live.” McKinnon is Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who is just about to jilt his love interest in the worst possible way.

He can’t get it up for collusion.

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The Mueller investigation has been hanging over Donald Trump’s presidency since he took office. Four top aides have been indicted or pleaded guilty along with 13 Russian hackers, who disrupted the 2016 election with fake news.

But so far, Mueller hasn’t pulled the trigger on the big guy where it counts most–on charges of collusion or worse, with the Russians.

In a painful moment, Mueller does his best to break the news gently to his Bachelor sweetheart Becca Kufrin. The audience is warned, it’s not going to be pretty.

“So what, you don’t have Trump on collusion?” Becca asks incredulously.

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“I’m trying to be honest with you, and tell you that can’t commit to collusion right now,” Mueller replies.

“So that’s it? He’s just going to be president? Oh my God, I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office?” she continues.

“Honestly, probably six,” says Mueller. “I mean it would be Pence. Do you want Pence?”

No that won’t satisfy her. But something else will. Check out the video below, let us know your thoughts and keep believing.

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