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Donald Trump Scared and Horny Over Stormy Daniels in SNL Cold Open (See!)

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Stormy Daniels finally got the chance to confront Donald Trump, sort of, in a Saturday Night Live cold open (Photo: ScreenCap)

Donald Trump finally met Stormy Daniels and confided that he was scared and horny at the same time. At least that’s how it played out on “Saturday Night Live’s” cold open last night. Stormy, aka Stephanie Clifford, played herself while an all-star cast filled in for Trump’s inner circle.

Kate McKinnon deserves special mention for her chameleon-like performance as Trump’s new lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, the “greatest legal mind” since “My Cousin Vinny,” Trump proclaims.

The President has been dogged by his alleged affair with Daniels and his attempts to cover it up.

The scandal just won’t go away thanks to his repeated bungling, and his inability to come up with a cover story that doesn’t point to a crime.

In any event, it all came together last night. Trump (Alec Baldwin) received a worried call from his lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen, played artfully by Ben Stiller.

Cohen couldn’t keep his phones straight as he tried to relay his concerns to the president.

He mis-dialed his supposedly untraceable “burner” phone and ended up speaking to Trump’s sketchy doctor, Harold Bornstein (Martin Short) and Ivanka (Scarlett Johansson) and Jared (Jimmy Fallon). Even Omorosa and Melania got into the act.

He finally made the connection between Trump and Giuliani. The lawyer caused an uproar last week, for real, when he directly contradicted the president on what he knows about a $130,000 payment to the porn star to buy her silence about their 2006 affair.

When Cohen finally got Stormy on the phone for Trump, the president promptly cut Cohen out of the conversation and began heavily flirting.

“Just tell me what do you need for all this to go away,” Trump asks.

“A resignation?” Stormy replies.

“Yeah right. Being president is like doing porn. Once you do it, it’s hard doing anything else. Besides my poll numbers are finally up.”

“And, speaking of polls being up,” Trump says with a knowing glance. “Oh, come on, we’ll always have shark week. I solved North and South Korea, why can’t I solve us?”

Too late Donald, the buxom blonde replies.

“I know you don’t believe in climate change, but a storm’s a-comin’,” Daniels says.

“I’ve never been so scared and horny at the same time,” Donald confesses.

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