Brett Kavanaugh is getting at least one thing out of his contentious Supreme Court hearings–besides a tattered reputation. He’s joined Donald Trump in the Pantheon of Late Night comedy, debuting this weekend in “Saturday Night Live’s” cold open.
Matt Damon made a surprise appearance as the imperious Supreme Court nominee with a snarling entrance to loud gasps of surprise and laughter.
As old lawyers say, if you don’t have the facts, argue the law; if you don’t have the law, argue the facts; if you don’t have either pound the table.
Damon came out pounding.
“Let me tell you this: I’m gonna start at an 11,” he snarled pounding away. “I’m gonna take it up to about a 15 real quick!.”
Then, just like the judge, he broke into full conspiracy mode. He scored the Clintons, George Soros, Kathy Griffin, Mr. Ronan Sinatra and even “Alyssa friggin’ Milano”.
The Actress was in the audience during the hearing and got her wrist slapped for attempting to film it. Ronan, real last name Farrow after mom Mia Farrow (dad uncertain), wrote a blistering article in The New Yorker, revealing another Kavanaugh sex assault accuser.
Kate McKinnon, as always, was a scene stealer as Sen. Lindsay Graham, who had a highly controversial meltdown during the latest hearing.
“If you think I’m angry now you just wait until I get on that Supreme Court — because then you’re all going to pay!” Damon growls.
He said he practiced his speech “screaming into an empty bag of Doritos.”
Check out the video below.