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Angelina Jolie Having Twins? Will, Jada Divorce! Tabloids Run Amok

Angelina Jolie Having Twins? Will, Jada Divorce! Tabloids Run Amok  1Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having twins! Demi Moore’s kids want nothing to do with her! Will Smith and Jada have divided up the kids ahead of a divorce! The tabloids are wild this week with sensational… rumors.

Like solar storms that occasionally shoot out of the sun, the nation’s leading tabloid magazines have erupted with sensational, if barely believable stories, about the latest celebrity births, break ups and personal meltdowns.

Forget the fact that most of the stories will never pan out. It’s all about the moment in tabloid land, and anything goes, or at least whatever they claim the latest “sources” are saying about high-profile celebrities.

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Star magazine proclaims that “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24, is pregnant with boyfriend and purported baby daddy Jionni LaValle. Supposedly her new reality spin off will be rewritten to include the baby.

But OK magazine wasn’t about to be topped by Snooki news. It reports this week that Pitt and Jolie are expecting twin boys. Angelina’s supposedly pregnant. How many times has that been reported before?

The drill is familiar. Angie and Brad have told a “select group of insiders” about the pregnancy, and one of those people are leaking it to the tabloids. But the National Enquirer reports instead that Angie’s been cheating! Again…

If true, it would put Jolie and Pitt in Kate Gosselin territory with eight kids and on the edge of social irresponsibility.

If it’s not pregancy, it’s divorce. Will and Jada Smith are reportedly living on opposite coasts and their children have taken sides in a brewing divorce, according to Star. Previous reports of their divorce, of course, were wildly exaggerated.

The sensational stories are limited to bottom feeding tabloids.

Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly getting the cold shoulder from baby daddy Scott Disick. He’s partying until the wee hours of the morning and making snide comments about her weight, even though she is pregnant. “He even told the waiter that she would have a side of beef,” a source supposedly told InTouch weekly.

Demi Moore‘s drug reaction on Jan. 23 had them thinking the 49-year-old actress was dying before their very eyes, according to US magazine. Strange since Moore had regained her composure before emergency responders arrived at her house. US also reports that Demi tried to hook up with Zac Efron, who is 10 years younger than Ashton Kutcher!

Has someone put something in the water to cause all these flights of fancy? More likely the magazines are trying to hype their circulation ahead of setting advertising rates for the year. So brace yourself. Sources say Angelina was knocked up by a space alien.

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