Kristen Stewart was friskier than usual on Conan O’Brien last night. Actually she seemed like she was on crack. She couldn’t sit still and rocked some bawdy humor as she talked about vampire sex, cigarettes and fame whoring.
Conan was also hilarious. He seemed incredulous at times and even yelled “Are you high?” at one point. But no mention of Robert Pattinson.
Stewart, 22, is making the rounds of talk shows to promote “Breaking Dawn, Part 2.” The film hits theaters tomorrow (Nov. 16), and she acted like she was finally feeling some relief from the pressure from her role as Bella Swan in the long-running tween drama.
“You’ve been with ‘Twilight’ for four and a half years and now it’s done. What now, do you know?” Conan asked.
“Not really, no, I don’t know yet. I’m in desperate search of a job actually; something I really like. I can’t seem to make my way forth past this whole ‘Twilight’ thing.
“Would you like to be an intern here at the show?” O’Brien quipped.
Stewart said she felt somewhat typecast in “girl power” roles. “Anything where a girl is punching another person in the face, or being really assertive, suddenly they’re like ‘Oh, we’ll definitely look at Kristen Stewart to do this one,'” she says. “Faux girl power is really revolting.”
Kristen also talks about Bella arriving as a vampire. “She’s quite realized,” she noted. “She finally gets to be on top,” she added, throwing in a little double entendre to spice things up.
The movie’s sex scenes were also particularly disturbing to her, she explained, because she had to simulate sex while the camera focused on her face.
“It’s nice to see your own reflection while you’re making ‘Schmecksie’ faces,” she says. “It’s absolutely absurd, actually.”
“It’s got me now, thinking, I just want to shoot myself, my face,” Conan replied.
“I want to shoot myself,” Kristen quickly added.
Kristen also revealed that her cigarette smoking was mainly a nervous reaction and an oral fixation.
Not to get too Freudian about it, but Kristen acknowledged “I was a bit of a faker, a circumstantial smoker,” she said.
“I just feel like I wasn’t addicted to nicotine, I just wanted something in my mouth.” Badda-bing! Another double entendre.
“Why did I do that?” she quickly added.
Indeed, she was in rare form. Check out the videos below and click here to follow TheImproper on Twitter for more Rob and Kristen updates you can trust.