Kris Humphries was a Kim Kardashian whipping boy on her reality television show and dissed in Kayne West’s song, but he gets the last laugh in a hilarious Funny or Die video.
Kim did her level best on last season’s “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” to make her husband of 72-days look like a jerk and a buffoon. The new video plays off Humphries’ image from the show.
Titled “Kris Humphries is a Douchebag,” the video shows him going to a talent agency, which comes up with a plan to capitalize on the fact that he’s the most hated player in the NBA because of his estranged wife.
So the agency wants to go with it. “Kris let’s face facts; you’re the most hated player in the NBA,” says the slick agent.
“God fearing Americans just want to reach out and punch you in the face,” the uptight female agent chimes in. “Win those games. We just need to make sure the fans just hate you. Think Artest, Laimbeer, Rodman. Sweetie, being hated is where the money is.”
They want to put his face on punching bags, urinal cakes and toilet paper. They even develop a videogame where “we have you, and we kick you in the di*k.
“No points or anything … just di*k kicking,” says the adman.
But the really funny part is their idea for a makeover. Kris puts on Kanye West’s trademark Venetian blind sunglasses to look like a “douchebag.”
“We don’t want you to look like an a**hole … we just want you to look like a douchebag.” one of the agents replies. Ouch…
Check out the video below.