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Charlie Sheen Howls: My Adult Star Gal Pals Scammed Me! (photos!)

Charlie Sheen says he's been fleeced by two of his porn star gal pals.

Charlie Sheen says he’s been fleeced by two of his porn star gal pals. (Photo: Getty)

Charlie Sheen’s porn star gal pals apparently hooked up with the actor for one reason… his money. While it’s no surprise given he’s pushing 50 and their all hot 20-somethings, Charlie is sure taking it hard.

The “Anger Management” star fired off one of his signature rants against porn stars Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan.

He accuses the duo running up an outrageous tab on his American Express card, without his knowledge. He’s not only hoping they’ll die, but he wants them to “choke on a Vons can of pressed turkey.”

Jordan, 27, was Penthouse magazine “Pet of the Month” in August 2007 and was nominated for an AVN “Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene,” in 2009. She was also a nominee for an XBIZ Award for Web Babe/Starlet of the Year.

Jana Jordan, Jayme Langford: Show Me Money
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She specializes in lesbian sex scenes (take a hint, Charlie, for god’s sakes) and Langford is known to be one of her best friends. They play in a musical group together called Pajamaband.

Langford, 25, also specializes in solo and girl-on-girl scenes as does Charlie’s third porn star girlfriend Celeste Star.

Star covered the March 2005 issue of Hustler magazine and was Penthouse “Pet of the Month” in July 2005. She’s been nominated numerous times for her solo and girl-on-girl scenes.

Sheen directed his animus at Langford and Jordan, according to gossip site TMZ. “I’ve observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I’ve run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay,” he wrote in a statement to the Web site.

He called the girls “arrogant, abusive 2 peso con artists.”

“Not since the cancer known as [ex-wife] Brooke [Mueller], have I been the victim of such an elaborate and dastardly shakedown,” he added.

“Lose my number. Erase my name from your memory. Never speak my name in public or private,” he wrote. Whew!

But wait, what were they doing with his AmEx card in the first place? Silly Charlie, he must have thought it was love.

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