Miley Cyrus doesn’t actually eat cake but she wears it well smeared across her boobs in a new video for dubstep artist Borgore. He unleashes a four-minute riot of hot babes and midgets to celebrate having your cake and eating it, too.
Miley doesn’t make an appearance until about halfway through the video, but once she surfaces in the middle of a raucous dance scene, it’s hard to take your eyes off her.
She rocks out in all black low-cut top that reveals her ample cleavage; no bra, of course. And yes, that’s her fiance Liam Hemsworth in the unicorn mask. In one scene, Miley tries to remove his tonsils with her long, lean tongue.
About 50 seconds, porn star and Borgore ex Jesse Andrews is spotted lying on the beach in a bikini and peering out from behind some oversized sunglasses.
Borgore, aka Asaf Borger, an Israeli dubstep artists and DJ, makes his way to a party riding a tri-wheel bike towing a huge party cake. Andrews pops up again when Borgore arrives at the party and saunters up the steps of a club surrounded by an entourage of midgets.
One of the little guys cops a feel.
The party is one throbbing, decadent mass of hot babes, a guy in an ape suit, some animals and other breakdancing guys. Arms flail and heads bob until Miley pops out of the cake.
She more or less takes it from there. Borgore gets to smear cake all over her chest, but somehow misses her gorgeous face. He isn’t so lucky. Miley does him up good.
The moral of the story: “Bitches love cake.”
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